Est. by your pet, obviously
Your pet, immortalized. (Ridiculously.)
Upload a photo. We paint your exact pet as royalty, a rock star, an admiral — or Employee of the Month.
The perfect holiday gift for pet lovers
Three custom designs
Vintage pet tees, made personal.
Choose a 90s collage, hand-drawn sketch, or cinematic moonlight scene—finished with your exact name or saying.
Choose a Vintage DesignFrom couch potato to crowned monarch
Before: your phone photo
After: Their Royal Majesty
24 portraits. Zero dignity lost.
Pick up to six per session.
Funny
Regal, heroic and gloriously ridiculous.
Velvet, ruffs and old-master drama.
Crown slightly askew. Naturally.
Commander of the high seas (and the sofa).
Shining armor, heroic sunset.
One small step for paw-kind.
Shoulder pads. Feather boa. Lasers.
Yes, chef.
There's a new dog in town.
Crooked tie, dead-serious stare.
Sold-out arena. Zero chill.
Festive
Spooky Halloween and merry Christmas classics.
Halloween · Wearing this year's harvest.
Halloween · Hockey mask pushed up. Very scary. Very good boy.
Halloween · Dark coveralls. Suburban menace. Treat-motivated.
Halloween · Vants to suck your treats.
Christmas · Santa hat, cozy fire, maximum cute.
Christmas · Checking the naughty list twice.
Christmas · Tangled in lights. Tree mysteriously knocked over.
Christmas · Antlers on, sleigh ready.
How it works
1. Upload
Snap or upload 1–3 photos of your pet.
2. Pick your favorites
We paint them in your chosen styles in minutes.
3. Download or frame it
Instant digital download, or a print shipped to your door.
Simple pricing
Previews are free. Pay only for the ones you love.
Digital portrait
$19.00
One full-res, watermark-free file
Best value
All-digital bundle
$39.00
Every portrait from your session
Prints & frames
from $39.00
Fine-art paper, canvas or framed
The gift they'll actually hang up
For the friend whose phone is 90% dog photos. Framed and shipped straight to them in time for the holidays.